The 22nd year of being Ryan Hartley, documented.

This is my new site. This old one is busy being dismantled. Thanks for reading.

Why haven’t you listened to it yet?

…who is the very epitome of cool. His coolness knows no bounds and seems to require no effort. He has equal parts whimsy and charm at his disposal and can use them to deadly effect. He walks on a different plane of coolness; he sits high atop Mount Cool (which he scaled effortlessly) and while he is there, upon its summit he smokes. He manages this, even though there is no oxygen on top of a mountain because he is just that cool. You will never be as cool as he is: stop trying right now. It is futile. Abandon hope and wallow in the murky depths of your uncoolness.

For a while my life was scattered and broken into pieces. Pieces of awesomeness and fun, but there was no cohesion, no unifying themes and no blogging. I hereby recommit myself to blogging. And so it begins, again.